Decoded Geek Code

GEEK TYPE CODE [GO]

Geek of Other.

GEEK DRESS CODE [d-@]

I'm usually in jeans and a t-shirt. But that varies...

GEEK SHAPE CODE [s+:-]

I'm a little taller than most. Everyone tells me to gain a few pounds.

GEEK COMPUTERS CODE [C++@]

Computers are a large part of my existence. When I get up in the morning, the first thing I do is log myself in. I play games or mud on weekends, but still manage to stay off of academic probation. But that varies...

GEEK UNIX CODE [UL++@]

I use GNU/Linux exclusively. I've get the entire admin ticked off at me because I am always using all of the CPU time and trying to run programs that I don't have access to. I'm going to try cracking /etc/passwd next week, just don't tell anyone. But that varies...

GEEK PERL CODE [P+++]

Perl is a very powerful programming tool. Not only do I no longer write shell scripts, I also no longer use awk or sed. I use Perl for all programs of less than a thousand lines.

GEEK GNU/LINUX CODE [L+++@]

I use GNU/Linux exclusively on my system. I monitor comp.os.linux.* and even answer questions sometimes. But that varies...

GEEK WORLD WIDE WEB CODE [W++@]

I have a homepage. I surf daily. My homepage is advertised in my .signature. But that varies...

GEEK MICROSOFT WINDOWS CODE [w---@]

Windows has set back the computing industry by at least 10 years. Bill Gates should be drawn, quartered, hung, shot, poisoned, disembowelled, and then REALLY hurt. But that varies...

GEEK POLITICS & SOCIAL ISSUES CODE [PS+++@]

Legalize drugs! Abolish the government. Fuck the draft! But that varies...

GEEK POLITICS & ECONOMIC ISSUES CODE [PE]

Distrust both government and business.

GEEK STAR TREK CODE [t+]

It's a damn fine TV show and is one of the only things good on television any more.

GEEK ROLE-PLAYING CODE [R+++]

I've written and published my own gaming materials.

GEEK TELEVISION CODE [!tv@]

I do not own a television. But that varies...

GEEK DILBERT CODE [DI++@]

I work with people that act a lot like Dilbert and his boss. But that varies...

THE GEEK CODE [G]

I know what the geek code is and even did up this code.

GEEK EDUCATION CODE [e++]

Got a Baccalaureate degree.

GEEK HOUSING CODE [h@]

Friends come over to visit every once in a while to talk about Geek things. There is a place for them to sit. But that varies...

GEEK SEX CODE [y++]

Male. I was once referred to as 'easy'. I have no idea where that might have come from though.


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Version: 3.1
GO d-@ s+:- C++@ UL++@ P+++ L+++@ W++@ w---@ PS+++@ PE t+ R+++ !tv@ DI++@
G e++ h@ y++
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