Once upon a time, in the land of somewhere else, there was a teen-aged girl whose name just happened to be Natasha. And a likable gross smelling puss covered orc named xbar with one pulsating neon red eye, giant ears that could hear a pin drop at ten miles, and eleven elongated quivering tentacles.
Natasha, just wanted peace and quiet and to be left alone to enjoy nature. Whereas xbar just wanted to cause as much agonizing damage as possible.
As fate would have it, xbar and Natasha happened to go to the same local speakeasy one winter night when the snow was snowing, the wind was blowing and the temperature was well below zero. xbar, being the consummate ass hole that he was, walked up to Natasha and made obscene suggestions to her using the grammar of a disgusting, though endearing and intelligent, uncivilized illiterate. .... Natasha, being the well brought up Catholic school girl that she was, smiled prettily, kneed him in the you know what, and apologized for any unnecessary pain she may have caused.
She then went back to playing pinball, which was her greatest passion. When shortly she hit a triple jack pot, she thought to herself, but did not utter out loud, "Have a nice day". Natasha was from California and had completely absorbed new age philosophy. She knew, like any well brought up Valley Gurl, that you must wish everyone a nice day. Natasha's philosophy entailed few restrictions. However, even if she murdered someone, which her philosophy did not preclude, she must wish them a nice day before (or after) slitting their throat.
Natasha was reflecting on such matters, when she noticed that xbar had somewhat recovered from her earlier communication and was attempting to stand up. When xbar was finally able to stand on his own two feet, he complemented Natasha on her lovely and quite effective knee. It was now 11:30pm, so Natasha responded by wishing him a nice half hour followed by a tomorrow filled with horrors which she spelled out in elaborate detail unfit for publication.
Whereupon Natasha, pinball wizard supreme and undisputed champion of that particular bar, abandoned her pinball machine on which she was 123 games ahead, and headed for the door.
The above is a group story created originally on the Graffiti Wall by Natasha, xbar, Jack, and Tanya, all role played characters of George Woolley. Later they agreed on the title and did very minor editing.