- performance date: Saturday, April 24, 1999
- location: The Danceasy, El Cerrito
- occasion: birthday of George Woolley & Joan Watson
- produced by: George Woolley
- choreography by: Linda Chavez
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East Bay West Coast
"dance contestants from hell" performance
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| Role | Performer | Actions, etc. |
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| Announcer | Kate Schonmeyer | graciously introduced the skit and
the members of the the cast. |
| Cue Card Person | Tanya Knight (aka Juanita Hoffman) | showed the audience how to respond to cue cards
(such as APPLAUSE, QUIET, BOO, HISS). cued audience with cue cards. |
| Dance Police Person | Amy Aldrich | helped set up the slot markers and test the slot.
blew whistle on slot & other violations. tried to fix the slot when it was broken. |
| Dee Jay | Kate Schonmeyer | played "Let's Go Girls" for the performance.
played "When the Tough Get Going" for the jam that followed. |
| Director | Paul McMaster | sat in his directors chair.
acted and looked like a director. directed some of the flow of events. |
| Flash & Trash | George Woolley & Linda Chavez | Flash forgot to turn on his flashing lights,
but did wear the usual hat with a propeller and Raider's tee shirt with "I'm from California & you're not" on the back. Trash wore a sexy outfit. acted and danced ridiculously and rudely, kicked slot markers, etc. |
| Head Judge | Jim Hillis | showed evaluation signs including
"Woman is too thin" and "Slot Violation" and finally the dreaded "DISQUALIFIED!" sign. |
| Photographers | Jesse Chavez and Rubito Chavez | took pictures of the dancers and the performers. |